Finding dads porn stash

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When I was a teenager (early late 90s or early 00s) I found my dad's box of porn VHS tapes in a cardboard box under his side of my parents' bed. They had a TV and VCR in their bedroom so I'd watch them there when nobody was home. A lot of it was from the 80s and early 90s, I think. Some from the 70s. Some of them were proper retail tapes and some of them were copies. I think some of them were recorded from satellite PPV, which means they were probably from my uncle. I know he had Deep Throat, In Diana Jones, Inside Marilyn Chambers, Debbie Does Dallas, as well as some more unknown ones. I remember there was one where a guy dies and goes around as a horny ghost and at one point he gooses two women in a locker room and it triggers them having sex.

There was another German piss fetish video called Pissluder or something, and it was weird because instead of, like, pissing on each other or whatever, they all stopped in the middle of the threesome to watch the woman spread her legs and piss, and they gazed at it like it was some kind of beautiful miracle. Everyone in that one was pretty ugly. I was never able to find it again.

There was one I wish I could find again, but I don't remember the name of it. It was a bunch of guys playing poker and recounting their sexual conquests. A couple of the guys were nice and thicc and hairy. One of the stories was about how someone wanted him to fuck his wife, so the husband finished up and the guy fucked him while the husband sat in the corner playing with his dick. I've tried looking for it but I haven't had any luck.

I was always really careful to put everything back the way I found it, with everything rewound to the right place, but apparently I wasn't sneaky enough. Once my dad left to bring my brother somewhere in the car, and I went into his bedroom to get at the porn, but he came back because he forgot something. I stopped the movie and pretended I was just watching TV, which was pretty common for me and my brother, but he sneered at me like he knew what I was doing and he was pretty mad about it. My brother told me that when he got back in the car he was yelling about me going through his stuff. Anyway, he sucks, fuck that guy.
 

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I'm not kidding. I'll never forget when my sister found "the" stash...

I remember one day my sister dropped with a thud on tables these magazines. And she tells me...you're going to like this. And starts reading off the names....

Hustler, Barely Legal, and so on. LMFAO. And she's really funny. Going through this narration of all off the porn genre's that he had....

OH....the big titters. Daddy is into into the Asian shit? And the big black asses? It was so hysterical we were laughing so hard going though this stack of fucking porn magazines. I'll never forget that day.
 

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The funniest thing about my boys finding my porn stash - once I got over the shock of seeing them looking through it - was them presenting me with some new stuff for my birthday with suitable staining and pages stuck together.
I definitley have sent my dad some good links to porn I think he'd like as payback for hooking me up over the years.
 

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On this interesting topic:

My Dad did not have a porn stash. Believe me, I checked. He was a Conservative Republican Prude, until he had to face the fact that both of his sons were Gay, (out and proud!)

At best, on his bedside table were books like "The Peter Principle", which had nothing to do with the "peters" that we, here, are fascinated by.

But, early on, my two best friends Dad's did have porn stashes, and as far as I'm concerned, that is how my sexual life and interests, began.

My first "best friend" and next door neighbor was, Mike. His Dad was a burly, hairy chested ironworker for the nearby Navy base, in Bremerton, WA, who was always, on weekends, working on his cars in their garage, the walls of which were covered by various years of scantily clad, big-boobed Calendar Girls.

Mike and I would help him out in there pretty often, handing him tools or rags as he did an oil change or whatever, (my eyes totally GLUED to him when he had his shirt off!), and we soon discovered that he kept a tall stack of "Men's" magazines, (mostly Playboy mags), barely "hidden" in the space behind the staircase that led from the house, into the garage, with a small couch situated in it... Instant "Man Cave"!

His Dad was often out at the Navy's shipyard for days at a time, leaving Mike and I plenty of "alone time" to flip through his Dad's girlie mag stash. Much mutual masturbation happened on that little couch!

I remember there being a shelf attached on the stairway with a roll of paper towels set on it, and a small garbage can below it, rather full of wadded up paper towels... Go figure!

Sad for me, Mike's Dad decided to move his family to Bremerton, for the convenience of his work.

But, soon after, I made a new friendship with Artie, who lived a couple of blocks away. We became good pals and he started inviting me over to his house a lot. His Dad was a carpenter and furniture maker, with a woodworking shop on a canal, next door to their house. We would go there with our fishing rods, and caught trout and sometimes salmon, from the canal. His Dad was proud of our efforts and would barbeque the fish for dinners there.

I loved watching Artie's very handsome, tall and lanky dad building cabinets and other furniture in his workshop, often only clad, shirtless, in Carhartt overalls. To this very day, I still fantasize about that sweet man!... but, I digress... sorry... dreaming!

Back to Artie... After many visits to his house, he took me down to their basement and showed me his Dad's plentiful porn stash. Beyond just stacks of Playboy magazines, there were many others that were more "adventurous", including PlayGirl mags and another called "VIVA", which had lots of male nudes, even some showing men with raging boners. I was in "Seventh Heaven", especially when Artie sat down with one of the mags, pulled his rather large, intact cock out of his pants and nodded to me to sit down with him. I had a NEW best friend!

A couple of years later, my family moved away to another city. I was bereft for awhile... But, then I met Jeff, and his Dad's porn stash... Ha ha!

I hope that my story did not bore you.

A/B
 
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My dad doesn’t keep any kind of physical porn now, but when i was younger he had magazines upon magazines. There was no mom around to hide them from, so he’d just leave them around his room. I remember he had one mag that was both men and women, which i had stolen and stashed in my dresser. Eventually of course he found it when putting away my laundry, but he just let me keep it.
 

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I've never found his stash if he ever had one but I have found links to IG model accounts in his browser history. There was also one time when on vacation with just us two in the room he was flipping through channels, found the softcore channel, he left it on for a minute (probably less), we watched it quietly, and he changed the channel again. We never talked about it. but it's a nice father son memory I have of us.
 

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I've never found his stash if he ever had one but I have found links to IG model accounts in his browser history. There was also one time when on vacation with just us two in the room he was flipping through channels, found the softcore channel, he left it on for a minute (probably less), we watched it quietly, and he changed the channel again. We never talked about it. but it's a nice father son memory I have of us.

Sweet!
 

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I've never found his stash if he ever had one but I have found links to IG model accounts in his browser history. There was also one time when on vacation with just us two in the room he was flipping through channels, found the softcore channel, he left it on for a minute (probably less), we watched it quietly, and he changed the channel again. We never talked about it. but it's a nice father son memory I have of us.
Finding it digitally I guess is the new norm. Finding the physical media was cool.
 
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Well done not being courght
My dad he had mags and two videos . I used to get so exited wanking to something really hot, plus something my dad wanked to .felt very manly .i had to get the video back and in yhe right place before he came in
Same here mate
 

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Did he approve?
Yeah. I sent him a POV of some hung guy getting worked over and clicked the link from his phone to watch. At the same time I was explaining what porn hub was. We commented on the vid's hotness as it played. I sent him a pretty tame mmf video to test his comfort level, I know he watched it a few times, but never said much about it.
 
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