Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)

[silverberrywine]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 2.5 inch
Hard: 5 inch

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I have sadly never dated anyone.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
My body, yes but for my dick nah.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Well not because I can't wear them, it's because I don't really like the style of it, for example, cardigans.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
if i could be any size i would be:
soft: 3.5 inches
hard: 7.5 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes all the time

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
5 inch

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It's a maybe (50/50)

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
No

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 6 foot and my shoe size is 11.5.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have a big hand and a mid nose.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I am Russian/Uzbek

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I don't get attention from it sadly

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No not really.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes, but I don't really think it would be my thing because I don't want to show my face since my passion irl will get overthrown if I did porn.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small: 2 inches
Average: 5
big: 9

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No sorry haha

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yup

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
No

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I never used condoms

 

[Fydoown]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
6" soft...9" hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Yes bigger. 10" and 11"... they have torn up my ass

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes I love it

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros...I love the looks I get in the locker room. I love buldging in underwear and speedos.
Cons... people assume I'm a top

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) I squeeze into everything. If my cock can't fit it just makes me want to wear it more.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I wouldn't change a thing

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I'm generally the bigger cock when I get with other guys. If I find something bigger I immediately put it in my ass.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9.5"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
When hard yes

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes always

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I sleep naked so Yes always

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'-0" size 11

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
yes i have a big nose

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Half polish and half Irish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
tons and I love it

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
People stare in the locker room all the time. At gay pool parties guys are always tugging on it.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
All the time. I want to but appreciate my current aspirations

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Average 5-6", big 10"+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can suck my own dick

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
yes, I'll post some of those pics soon

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
I can't freeball while running... it hurts

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Magnums are tight

 

[davidhotny]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft 9cm, hard 17,5cm

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Considering I haven't seen many other penises in real life, my brother being the closest one and being pretty similar, then yes xD

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It's good, I wouldn't mind 1cm more (same for 1cm less)

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
For me there are none, for people with bigger things, maybe they can't hide it easily (cons) but they probably enjoy themselves better (pros)

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Slim-stretch jeans. My only strength in the whole body are my legs, so I can't stand those types of trousers.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Mine is good as it is, but if I had to say something else, maybe 11cm soft and 19cm hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
No

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I guess 18? xD

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Nah, it's just fine

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
lol no

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
nope

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Every night probably?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 173cm tall and I use 44 size shoes.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I think I don't have neither of those, but I believe a bit more on the big hands, especially in the large fingers one.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I'm Spanish so I guess it's more or less like I am haha

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
No xD

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Hmmm not as far as I'm concerned xD

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nah, it's not for me

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small = <14cm
Average = 14-18cm
Big = >19cm

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Nope, never tried either

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Hmm I don't know, maybe I should try

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I run without underwear, yes, it does, but at least it doesn't get hard in those situations

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Never used condoms yet (I'm virgin) but I guess they would fit on an average size?

 

[TriplePoint PolyBi]

About me: 65 years old, I'd always thought that my length was 'average' and girth hadn't really counted when it came to 'size.' Recently I'd damaged my penis and bent it during sleep and the urologists said a mechanical traction tool was needed to restore it as best it could. I got some of my original length back I had in my youth and discovered, that I was in the 95% to 97% in length, but seeing as how I'm married for 24 years now there was really no one I could share this information with until I found LPSG.

So, thanks! Hopefully I can find some similar minded guys and gals here for friendships.

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

6 1/2 inches long, about 6 1/4 inches of girth just under the head, with a slight taper so I'm actually a bit narrower at the pubic bone. So I consider myself barely in the big boys' league in length, but there's a 'shoulder' on the cavernous callosum (shaft) that's actually wider than the head that sometimes gives me problems on tight vaginas.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Sure, back in boy scouts, a buddy had what seemed like a nine incher, and that was when he was soft.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Back in my younger days in the boy scouts, I'd get hard at the drop of a hat, and sometimes the other guys would stare in amazement and worship my erection. Later on in life that happened when I went on a retreat and sat on the rim of a hot tub in my speedos and a co-worker stared at my crotch. And I was soft at the time! Another time I was doing a work physical and the doctor did a similar stare and made a comment on how big I was. (I was likewise soft then as well.) So I like being stared at by straight guys.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Con: the need to go in slow in a tight vagina as the hard shaft is wider than the head of my penis. I actually tore the remnants of one lover's hymen when we first went at it. She was sore for a few weeks, but grew to fit after a while. Now that my wife is post menopausal she's tighter than ever, so extra care has to be taken when I go in, if I can at all.

Pro: One lover I had (I was her boy toy when her BF wasn't around) was a mom and I guess her vagina had stretched a bit during birth, so when we finally hooked up she started to orgasm right away almost as soon as her labia engulfed my erection, I thought at the time it was because I was stimulating her insides like the BF couldn't, so I kept going. Her orgasm seemed to go on continuously, I never sensed that it ebbed and peaked again, it just seemed to go on and on at peak level. At frst I was surprised that it went on continuously for a full minute, then 5, then 10, then 20! and all the time she's loudly moaning her head off as I'm pumping and afraid my neighbors are going to call someone. Eventually (insert Internet Meme with East European accent here: "Four.Hours.Later") she looked at me and said, "OK, you can come now."

Female orgasms: I'm in awe. I live for them.

The above happened when I was in my 20's, so It's getting to the point if I ever have to do that again I'm going to have to get a buddy to help out with her long duration orgasms as there's no way I could keep it up for 4 hours nowadays.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

It's like my eye has never stopped drifting down at the gym to check out other guys. I have to stop myself from seeming too obvious.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

7 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Damaged it, actually, when morning woodies and undies would cause it to bend during the erection, and eventually it damaged the callosum (hard) erectile tissue and caused some permanent bends and a 'wasp waist' near the pubic bone.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

See #3

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Only the doctor in #3. He was agog, "Wow, that's big!"

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I don't think I'm long enough for porn, as I barely meet the definition of 'big boys' as it is and there are plenty of other guys that are longer.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Trojan Magnums worked pretty good.

 

[Curious65]

About me: 65 years old, I'd always thought that my length was 'average' and girth hadn't really counted when it came to 'size.' Recently I'd damaged my penis and bent it during sleep and the urologists said a mechanical traction tool was needed to restore it as best it could. I got some of my original length back I had in my youth and discovered, that I was in the 95% to 97% in length, but seeing as how I'm married for 24 years now there was really no one I could share this information with until I found LPSG.

So, thanks! Hopefully I can find some similar minded guys and gals here for friendships.

6 1/2 inches long, about 6 1/4 inches of girth just under the head, with a slight taper so I'm actually a bit narrower at the pubic bone. So I consider myself barely in the big boys' league in length, but there's a 'shoulder' on the cavernous callosum (shaft) that's actually wider than the head that sometimes gives me problems on tight vaginas.

Sure, back in boy scouts, a buddy had what seemed like a nine incher, and that was when he was soft.

Back in my younger days in the boy scouts, I'd get hard at the drop of a hat, and sometimes the other guys would stare in amazement and worship my erection. Later on in life that happened when I went on a retreat and sat on the rim of a hot tub in my speedos and a co-worker stared at my crotch. And I was soft at the time! Another time I was doing a work physical and the doctor did a similar stare and made a comment on how big I was. (I was likewise soft then as well.) So I like being stared at by straight guys.

Con: the need to go in slow in a tight vagina as the hard shaft is wider than the head of my penis. I actually tore the remnants of one lover's hymen when we first went at it. She was sore for a few weeks, but grew to fit after a while. Now that my wife is post menopausal she's tighter than ever, so extra care has to be taken when I go in, if I can at all.

Pro: One lover I had (I was her boy toy when her BF wasn't around) was a mom and I guess her vagina had stretched a bit during birth, so when we finally hooked up she started to orgasm right away almost as soon as her labia engulfed my erection, I thought at the time it was because I was stimulating her insides like the BF couldn't, so I kept going. Her orgasm seemed to go on continuously, I never sensed that it ebbed and peaked again, it just seemed to go on and on at peak level. At frst I was surprised that it went on continuously for a full minute, then 5, then 10, then 20! and all the time she's loudly moaning her head off as I'm pumping and afraid my neighbors are going to call someone. Eventually (insert Internet Meme with East European accent here: "Four.Hours.Later") she looked at me and said, "OK, you can come now."

Female orgasms: I'm in awe. I live for them.

The above happened when I was in my 20's, so It's getting to the point if I ever have to do that again I'm going to have to get a buddy to help out with her long duration orgasms as there's no way I could keep it up for 4 hours nowadays.

It's like my eye has never stopped drifting down at the gym to check out other guys. I have to stop myself from seeming too obvious.

7 inches

Damaged it, actually, when morning woodies and undies would cause it to bend during the erection, and eventually it damaged the callosum (hard) erectile tissue and caused some permanent bends and a 'wasp waist' near the pubic bone.

See #3

Only the doctor in #3. He was agog, "Wow, that's big!"

I don't think I'm long enough for porn, as I barely meet the definition of 'big boys' as it is and there are plenty of other guys that are longer.

Trojan Magnums worked pretty good.

Welcome!

 

[xafricaninamericax]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

6 inches soft & 10 inches hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Oh, yeah dude. I've met several dudes bigger than me, but then again, horses tend to run with other horses!

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Hell yah! I didn't understand the benefits of being as big as I am when I was going through puberty. In fact, I was ashamed of having a very large penis until grad school.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

pros of a big dick: it can be a source of sexual confidence; big dick energy is real and can be picked up on by others;

cons of a big dick: envy from other guys; very visible penis line in almost every pair of my pants, underwear and shorts

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Lol - almost every pair of my pants, underwear and shorts

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

6 inches soft & 8.5 inches hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Only if they're much bigger or smaller than me

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

10.5 inches uncut

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

absolutely

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

absolutely

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

absolutely

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

absolutely

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

5 foot 8 inches tall with a 10.5 inch shoe size

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Nah, I have a small nose and smallish hands for a dude.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Yeah, I'm a mix of Nigerian, Jamaican, Panamanian, and Portuguese. It's actually a real genetic blessing!

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

I love the attention when it's actively solicited. Otherwise, just leave me alone bro.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Not to my face, I don't think.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Nah, I'm too rich for an OnlyFans.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

small = < 6 inches
average = 6 inches
big = > 6 inches
large = > 9 inches
massive = > 10 inches

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

What? No.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

Yeh, for sure.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Lol, yah. It's kind of obnoxious, isn't it?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Yeah, I can fit Magnum XLs.

 

[savageblue]

Hello, everyone.

Here's a quickreply to the survey:


1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 10 cm/4 inches, hard: 18,5 cm/7.2 inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Been around many locker rooms, but only seen soft dicks live, so I've seen it all

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes (but a bit larger while soft wouldn't hurt)

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I can't go balls deep on my wife

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Mesh shorts are daring

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
soft: 12 cm/4.7 inches, Hard: 20 cm/7.8 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Not so much now, but used to

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
19,2 cm / 7.5 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
average weight

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No (European toilets are different, haha)

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Only on purpose

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
1m78/5ft8 , size 41/ 8

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Big nose, yes. Hands, not so much. No correlation

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Maybe some russian on my father's side

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Rarely, but when I do I like it

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nope, not really

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I have thought about it

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
The same as the statistics says =D

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make it look huge on cam

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
During hot weather, a tad bit

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Nope, it shrivels the hell up

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
XL condoms by the Control

 

[deleted22016481]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

3" & 6"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Yes, of course. I once was with a 10 incher.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

I wish I were larger. I'm no living specimen.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Doesn't apply.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Tight jeans hurt.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

5" and 8"

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Not really as it doesn't make it different in reality.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

In my youth I was 7.25 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Not so much.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

No.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

No.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

5'8" and Size 10½

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Probably? I don't have either.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

German. I'm unsure.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

I used to in High School. Yes and no (it depends on who was looking).

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

I once got a comment or two when I was in my 20's and couldn't help my hard-on. Not is a locker room. It was always a friend or a date that laughed and told me to control it.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I would have in retrospect. Not now at my age.

***I missed copying 19 and 20. Reply will be below this one.***

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

lol. No. I wish.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Not really.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Yes. Average condoms.

 

[deleted22016481]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

3" & 6"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Yes, of course. I once was with a 10 incher.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

I wish I were larger. I'm no living specimen.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Doesn't apply.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Tight jeans hurt.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

5" and 8"

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Not really as it doesn't make it different in reality.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

In my youth I was 7.25 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Not so much.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

No.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

No.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

5'8" and Size 10½

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Probably? I don't have either.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

German. I'm unsure.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

I used to in High School. Yes and no (it depends on who was looking).

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

I once got a comment or two when I was in my 20's and couldn't help my hard-on. Not is a locker room. It was always a friend or a date that laughed and told me to control it.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I would have in retrospect. Not now at my age.

***I missed copying 19 and 20. Reply will be below this one.***

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

lol. No. I wish.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Not really.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Yes. Average condoms.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

I go with the average of 4" to 5"
Smaller is below average. Bigger is above average

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

I can make it bounce up and down.

 

[Tjdurham27615]

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

4 and 7

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes…a few bigger
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Love it
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Lots of bulging
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Mesh shorts cause issues
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
5 and 9
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yup!
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I have big balls
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Not yet
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6’1, 11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Eh…
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Irish
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Yes and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Sometimes
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
4, 5, 8
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Lol, no
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Sometimes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Yes, large or XL

 

[peppermint078]

Hi, I'm 24 years old and I'm from Romania, this is my first post before I get the courage to post

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

4in & 8in

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Some of my friends they're big. The rest, I don't know.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Well kinda.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Heh who doesn't like a big weiner? It makes you more confident in your personality. On the other hand, it fells like a fail when someone is disgusted or feared by you.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Very skinny and tight jeans. I can't walk or run or sit with them.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

I am ok as I am.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Several times.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9 in

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Nah, I don't think so.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

No.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

On what side?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yea.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

6'3, 9.5

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Average I would say.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Romanian/Greek

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

I didn't got the chance

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

I don't remember.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Nope.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Average, I'll do measures next time.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

Nah.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

I didn't try to know.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

If I don't wear underwear

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Maybe M-L

 

[Monka]

Alright chaps? Young looking 40 year old from England here. Slim build.

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

5.5" and 7.8" (5.1" to 5.2" girth)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

I'm mostly straight, so no idea. I was a late developer, so everyone was bigger in the rugby showers at at 12 to 15

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Love it. So full of confidence these days. Only discovered my size in June 2022. I thought I was 5.5" erect and that average was 6.5" (I hadn't measured since I was 20). Think I kept growing till I was 22 or 23.
My wife can be prudish but said recently that she couldn't believe her luck. So girls I've met like bigger dicks. She once had sex with a micro penis. Poor lad, but apparently he was super confident. Fair play! Not a small dick shamer. I thought I was one for so long.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Pros. I can finally SEE my size after years of dysmorphia. Always been confident in the bedroom, but thought it was because I tried so hard with everything else. I can hit certain spots deep inside and don't fall out changing positions. I walk taller now that I know. I can feel it in my underwear as I walk and feel sexier. My girth is a bit above average but you can't win them all, but I can't believe that I'm longer than Johnny Sinns and many other famous stars. I also now know that women told other girls about me which ended up in one night stands and FWB. Again I ignored the compliments.

Cons. Very few. Had to get roomier underwear which has been life changing. I now realise why I've hurt people when going to fast to soon. Doggie especially, and legs over my shoulders for some. I'm not a huge fan of the "quickie" anyway - prefer to savour. Still can't sort out the situation with running underwear - either not enough room for my soft dick, or I get chaffing balls. Can only go balls deep in certain positions, but there are still some, so who cares? Ha ha
I've been told to stop and ease off my many women. Assumed it was their issue, not my tiny size....

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

I've worn regular trunks for years. Had to adjust myself everytime I sat down. Assumed it was because I was small and it would fall down to the right position. What an idiot.... David Archy and Obviously Everyman have been life changing.
I have lean runners thighs, so bulges aren't an issue usually. But I don't mind when it shows wearing smart trousers

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

It would be nice to hit 8" hard, but I don't care as In my head I've grown 2.3" recently! Numbers are arbituary. I'm in the top 0.5% apparently.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

I'm English. We tend not to do that. But now I compare to porn stars occasionally now that I know about hand sizes. I can get 2 hand on with change and my wife could get nearly 3 if she had a third! She's the best

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

I want to say 7.9". If I take the piss and don't measure from the top I can make the reading so 8.7" from the longest dimension diagonally, ha ha. That's probably how most men measure who don't know to measure from the top.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

It has a nice swing

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

Not in England. Loos are different. I touch the front of the dry bowl sometimes. Gross.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

Many times

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6' and a third of an inch. Size 12 UK (13 US)

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Above average hands, but lean hands. Very big nose! I'm ginger - some people say that's a thing (my wife says the only other big cock she's had was from a ginger

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

White British. But clearly a lot of Celtic blood. Pale skin, sun burn! Red hair before I became a silver fox.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Only from my wife - she assumed that I new and is making up for it! She had told me many times but I assumed she was trying to be kind. Also many partners in the past had told me but I blocked it out.... the things I may have missed out on! I now realise why some girls from my hometown gravitated towards my in my teens when we were drunk. Wish I'd taken more advantage. In a consenting way, of course.

Saying that, I've had a lot of FWB booty calls over the years. And I know realise girls told other girls that I was a good fuck.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

I don't go to the gym. Running and dumbells at home. Don't see other dicks often.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Only if I got divorced. But I'd love it.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

I can only go by CalcSD. I'd say 4" is small but can do the job. Average 5" to 5.7" Big is 6" and above. I can't believe it. Huge is 8" and 5.7" girth.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

It's very hard, symmetrical and bouncy. Girls like it jumping around for fun. Even before I knew it was big.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

Depends on the chair!

Have some pics on Reddit

Much love all! x
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Yes! Very satisfying at first but annoying on a training run.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

 

[uncutozdude11]

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
3½" & 7½" thick

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I've met much bigger! 9½"

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yep, I'm big enough without being ginormous lol

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Finding underwear/swimwear with enough pouch room

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Some undies etc

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
5" & 9"
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Always!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Definitely

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
It has

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yep

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Not that I recall

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'11"¾

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Not true

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Portuguese

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and YES!

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
"That's a whopper of a cock mate, how big does it get?"

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nah

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
It's all relative, I'm not going to put dimensions to it

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Maybe

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yep

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yep

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Large onez

 

[deleted20824401]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

8 / 16 cm

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Yes a few times about the same size

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

none

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Thongs, briefs and everything that is tight fitting

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

i like my size.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

of course, every chance i get

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

16 cm, but could be more

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

no, iam a human not a whale

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

no how could that even happen?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

i asume alot but i never saw it vecause i was sleeping

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

1,77 meters and 44

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

No, iam a "cutie-nosed and baby hands" according to my ex-girlfriend

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Iam german, i think we are average

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

yes and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

"nice" "oha" "wow" "good package"...

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

i would if the whole thing is what i want

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

i dont really care, but small is under 5 cm, big over 16 cm?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

yes i can do hat-bald-hat-bald

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

alot

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

i honestly never use them

 

[JPEightGP]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Length:
Soft: <5"
Hard: 7.6"

Girth:
Soft:
Hard: 6"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Nope.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Of course, it's a rare privilege, heavy crown.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: The confidence.
Cons: The widely available commercial condoms.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Serious grower here, so mostly a non-event. Although, I think if I had to try thongs, the sight of me would turn me on.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Quite happy with the tool, but with a gun to my head, 8¼ inches hard, with my current girth. Dunno that that's much of an ask with my current body fat level.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Looking for a member as girthy and pretty as mine.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Length: 8"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
There's an appreciable thump when I release it, and it hits my belly.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Serious grower, no issue. Unless I'm slightly hard, then it touches the rim/seat, which is annoying.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yup, occasionally during a b8 session.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah. When it's hard, it's a roadblock.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Height: 5'9", Shoes: UK 9

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No? The nose is fair sized, the hands a little big; both hands and a little more wrap around the hard member.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Iberian. Dunno about heritage size - I'm larger than the national averages anyway.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
On some platforms - gay specifically - it's worshipped plenty. On straight adult hook-up sites, less than I thought it would.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Well, it's a grower, so they don't know - luckily.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I have thought about it.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small: <4"
Average: 4.5"~5.5"
Big: >6"

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Working on getting mind to dick dance control again.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Hard: points north
Soft: serious grower

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If it's semi - this hasn't happened in a long time.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Durex XL (57mm) are the only widely available condoms that are almost okay. They're all a struggle though. Mister Size 69 are the nicest condoms I've ever tried.

 

[salmanoo]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

3 and 7

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

no

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

yeah

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

none I like how it shrinks up though travel size

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

yeah usually sweats since it would show

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

3 inches soft 8 inches hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

yeah some of my friends In the locker room

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

7.5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

nah just average
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
sometimes

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

almost went up my ass

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

no

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

5'10 size 10

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

neither

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

I'm Somali and Emirati

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

No

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

No

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

No

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

6+ is big 5 is average Below is small

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
if you add my snap ill show you personally haha

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

sometimes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

no

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

usually medium or large I like a tight fit

 

[Stesker]

Hi There! Just filling out this survey to let you guys know a little bit more about me.

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4” by 3”. soft. 7” by 7” hard.
Yes, I have a very fat cock.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, my husband. He’s 8” by 6 3/4” hard.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes!

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: Always showing ”box.” I like the attention.
Cons: There really aren’t any. I’m an exhibitionist.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I wear what ever I want without regard to whether I show or not.
I do have a favorite pair of jeans that I wear which really accentuates my cock and gets me lots of looks.
I wear a cockring daily to accentuate my package and make others envious.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
6” by 4” soft. 8” by 8” hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I look at other guys crotches all the time. I’ve looked at a few very large packages with envy.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7 3/4”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes. As thick as I am I have a very heavy member

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Yes, at times. if I’ve been horny and have a semi hardon. I also pump my dick to make it bigger and have splashed around in the toilet before.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
LOL! Yes! I’ve sat on my balls too! Ouch!

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
All the time. I have to rearrange my package in the night.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I am 6’2” and wear a size 12 shoe.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I’ve heard about big feet and yes, it’s true.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I’m second generation Hungarian And yes we are bigger.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
As an exhibitionist, yes. It makes me hard to see someone notice my package. Especially when it’s a straight guy.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
At the gym, in the sauna. They don’t really say anything but their yes get large and they follow me around. My hardon gets me so many hookups.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes, when I was about 15 years younger.
I love being filmed having sex. I’ve only done Amature porn for myself.
Yes, I would do porn.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
These are all hard sizes:
Small: 4” Average: 6” Big: 10”

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can twirl it around in circles. Cum in my eyes.
Make guys gag on it . Make guys say ” Ow, it hurts!”

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
If I’m sitting on the edge, then yes. And I dI. To make sure I don’t sit on my large heavy balls.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
It kinda rolls back and forth.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I don’t wear condoms. I can’t stand them.

 

[Its_Irrelevant]

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft 3 inches, Hard 6 inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Nope

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Don't care about my size, I'd rather be the smaller one lol.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Nothing

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Nope

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I just wish I wasn't a grower and my size was always just 6 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
No not yet

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Probably like 6 and half inches maybe

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No, I'm a little girthy

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Nope

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nope

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Kind of, If I'm horny I'll hump the bed lol

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'10. Size 10

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
My hands are not that big and my nose is average.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian and Puerto Rican
Unsure about heritage history with big penis size because I obviously didn't inherit it.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I've gotten some compliments on it and it can be flattering

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nope, never been in the same room with guys while naked

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Unsure

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I don't really judge on size... unless you have a micro penis, then I wouldn't work lol

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Barely lol

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Hell no

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
It sounds crazy but I've put on a condom before

 

[Torontoguy411]

Really enjoying this site - just joined yesterday!

Newly bi divorced dad here, 54. Here are my answers to the welcome quiz.

1.) How big are you soft and hard?
I'm 4" soft, 7.25" hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Recently discovered my best friend is just over 8" hard - it's a nice penis! Most of my other friends that I've seen are smaller than me.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes, I like being this thick. Like most guys, I wouldn't be upset at having another inch or two in length lol

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I like the looks I get in the locker room if I'm slightly chubbed up - mostly because of my girth (6.5" around)

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I shouldn't go commando in certain types of shorts, but sometimes I do just because it amuses me.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'd like to be about 5-6" soft, and I'd be happy with 8.5-9" hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes, after my divorce and being more open minded, I've had the opportunity to compare with a few buddies - I find that as guys get older they become more open minded about showing off what they're packing. Such a rush to discover what other married and divorced buddies have in their boxers!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.25"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
When it's warm out, my balls get big and droopy, and I definitely feel the weight in my boxer briefs.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Never had that.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes, in tight shorts when it pushes everything to one side - I like my balls being tugged on hard, so sitting on them can feel good initially, then it just becomes uncomfortable lol

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yep - I've woken myself up when sleeping naked and I have a hard on in the middle of the night - usually just jack out a load when that happens.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'9" tall; size 11 shoes

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have beefy hands, but not long fingers. Regular size nose.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scottish background - from what I've seen, thick cocks are a family trait, and my understanding is that Scottish men tend to be hung above average.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes all the time! Love being naked in the locker room, or at home. My son and I aren't shy about being naked around the house or in the back yard.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I've had comments from buddies I've compared with, and my son. But usually just looks in the locker room.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No, don't think so.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small would be 5.5" and under. Big would be over 8".

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Nope, just keep it trimmed to show off

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I have to use XL condoms for the width, otherwise it hurts like hell.

 

[Therealb]

How big are you soft & hard? 4.5 Soft and 6 hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?no

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? I am vert thick 6 inch so i look like i have a small erect when i have a big soft

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? 6" Soft and 9 inch hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 7"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Ues

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?yes

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 11

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? No

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Idk

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Sometime i Sée eyes looking

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Yes

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Small is 3 inch and under, medium would ne 5-6 inch and anything over 7 is big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Yes

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?almost

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes my leg

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? No too thight