Friends don't believe having a two-hander is a thing
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Hey, I am not a monster or anything but I've been able to do this, as I'm quite longer than average. The day I noticed I could was quite an achievement and an ego-booster.
To this day I love to end with both hands, and if I'm masturbating in front of my lady (or any girlfriend back in the day) after we've fucked and she's satisfied but I'd love a bit more of action, I always go both hands. I have received some compliments as its quite the spectacle for them, apparently.
I also have some of the biggest hands I've ever seen so it's not a "small hand thing" only, although having bony, slender hands helps, as opposed to big meaty strong ones.
A trick for making it easier:
- Be full stretched, with a good erection. No flaccid limpness, but you can be flexible and not have a full hard-on yet. But mind you, you need to have your full length for this.
- Make a Merkel rhombus at the base of your dick. (Google it, you know the gesture, lol, what a weird sentence, huh)
- Slide your dominant hand over your non-dominant hand.
- Now your non dominant hand should grab your dick with your index and thumb, improvising a cock-ring, leaving the other 3 fingers left to play with your ballsack. []
- Use your other hand for movement, thrusting along the shaft and/or near the gland. This should give you "at least" a couple of inches to perform a "long" up and down motion or whatever you prefer to jerk off normally. (Your mileage may vary)
- Eventually, slide up your "cock ring hand" to meet the other and jerk with both, or leave as it is, just remember to be creative and enjoy.
You can look for some big dick solo stuff out there in porn videos because that guys really use this technique and make it look huge when recorded from that famous "frontal ballsack" point of view.
To this day I love to end with both hands, and if I'm masturbating in front of my lady (or any girlfriend back in the day) after we've fucked and she's satisfied but I'd love a bit more of action, I always go both hands. I have received some compliments as its quite the spectacle for them, apparently.
I also have some of the biggest hands I've ever seen so it's not a "small hand thing" only, although having bony, slender hands helps, as opposed to big meaty strong ones.
A trick for making it easier:
- Be full stretched, with a good erection. No flaccid limpness, but you can be flexible and not have a full hard-on yet. But mind you, you need to have your full length for this.
- Make a Merkel rhombus at the base of your dick. (Google it, you know the gesture, lol, what a weird sentence, huh)
- Slide your dominant hand over your non-dominant hand.
- Now your non dominant hand should grab your dick with your index and thumb, improvising a cock-ring, leaving the other 3 fingers left to play with your ballsack. []
- Use your other hand for movement, thrusting along the shaft and/or near the gland. This should give you "at least" a couple of inches to perform a "long" up and down motion or whatever you prefer to jerk off normally. (Your mileage may vary)
- Eventually, slide up your "cock ring hand" to meet the other and jerk with both, or leave as it is, just remember to be creative and enjoy.
You can look for some big dick solo stuff out there in porn videos because that guys really use this technique and make it look huge when recorded from that famous "frontal ballsack" point of view.
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Interesting advanced technique for advanced cocks!
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Damn it's kinda hot to hear such an in depth analysis. Being bigger just means we got more options to enjoy, more meat to work with.
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That’s so hot to read. I am the owner of a modest, beginner-sized penis and want to show the techniques available to me.
Here, I place my rudimentary penis into a little hole formed between my pinky and ring finger. The penis has little volume and girth, so it fits here easily.
I can stimulate my beginner-sized modest penis using two hands by placing my hands next to each other and extending the fingers onto the penis. The stimulation from the fingers is all the small penis receives in my version of the “two hander”. The small penis simply cannot fit more of both hands on it, and must make do with the fingers.
After I have assumed either of those positions, I masturbate into oblivion while looking at advanced cocks that are two or three times my size that require vastly different techniques that I cannot even imagine. Usually, having very proud owners showing their faces.
Do you think my techniques give away my size from a mile away?
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Damn hot man, smaller guys definitely do a lot just with their fingers instead of whole fists so those techniques make sense. I tried them but missed the stimulation for one or two fists.
@pacopolo your techniques don't give away your size! I was just thinking that smaller guys can just use "my technique" but pinch with index and thumb from each hand and add additional fingers if they feel like or if they got the length. As @assf_1077 just said, those pics are pretty damn hot!
Also, on topic @assf_1077, how old are your friends and how much sexual experience do you think they have? (from real life hook-ups to porn consumption and other related sources of information, theoretical and practical hahaha)
It just seems bizarre that they would categorically negate the existence of two-hand masturbation when you can type in google any pornsite, go to the most entry level porn categories, (i.e. straight, big dick, blowjob) and watch the girls give love with both their hands.
It just seems bizarre that they would categorically negate the existence of two-hand masturbation when you can type in google any pornsite, go to the most entry level porn categories, (i.e. straight, big dick, blowjob) and watch the girls give love with both their hands.
It's more than they didn't think guys outside of porn are doing that. I think they see porn sizes dicks as something that most guys can't possibly be packing normally, so the two hand stuff also isn't a normal thing guys are doing.
Wow, just, wow....
Somehow they know you hardly can compare with porn because they're professionals and use lots of tricks... while at the same time not getting the full picture, at all.Its like they say, comparing yourself to porn is like comparing your basketball skills to those of the NBA players. But at the same time, your friends seem to deny that anybody with a bit of luck+practice can score a three-point shot!
Ok then. You should demonstrate the feasibility of a two-hander, no excuses lol
I'll have to arrange a time for them to "accidentally" catch me lolWow, just, wow....
Its like they say, comparing yourself to porn is like comparing your basketball skills to those of the NBA players. But at the same time, your friends seem to deny that anybody with a bit of luck+practice can score a three-point shot!
Ok then. You should demonstrate the feasibility of a two-hander, no excuses lol
I just commented on the matter with a fellow big dicked friend who is full gay and he laughed hard and said:
Guys love when I jerk of with both hands as they find it extremely sexy and intimidating at the same time. It says "come and get this, motherfucker, I dare you twice." You know? Sends a message.
As if he was Samuel L. Jackson or something. Couldnt put it better into words myself, tbh.
Guys love when I jerk of with both hands as they find it extremely sexy and intimidating at the same time. It says "come and get this, motherfucker, I dare you twice." You know? Sends a message.
As if he was Samuel L. Jackson or something. Couldnt put it better into words myself, tbh.
Indeed, such cocky display is very intimidating to us small guys. I also really like masturbating in front of hung guys and expose my size to them, so humbling and vulnerable. Fortunate meets unfortunate.I just commented on the matter with a fellow big dicked friend who is full gay and he laughed hard and said:
Guys love when I jerk of with both hands as they find it extremely sexy and intimidating at the same time. It says "come and get this, motherfucker, I dare you twice." You know? Sends a message.
As if he was Samuel L. Jackson or something. Couldnt put it better into words myself, tbh.
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If it's that contentious an issue, show them.
FWIW, I can usually get my hand as well as two from a woman on mine. I've had women go "hand over hand" and decide it's four. A lot of time when people use this measuring method, the first hand is really just the width of their thumb, as the hand goes back to the balls, like measuring the underside.
FWIW, I can usually get my hand as well as two from a woman on mine. I've had women go "hand over hand" and decide it's four. A lot of time when people use this measuring method, the first hand is really just the width of their thumb, as the hand goes back to the balls, like measuring the underside.
Indeed. Our penises bonds us but as a smaller guy, I am coming to terms with that my genes determine my position in the penis ecosystem.That's the beautiful thing, @pacopol, everybody, big, average or small, has their place in the penis ecosystem.
Yes, that is exactly the trick I was talking about in my tutorial. One hand grabs the balls like measuring the underside. Well put.
It's crazy how much your partner hands influence in perception, especially tiny women. I must check out that metric with my lady the next time we get intimate.
Jesus your bell end is bigger than my 1.3 inch erection
Just checked out what @rope9839 said and I'm a THREE hander. With my own hands. WTF did not expect that, wooow.
Anyway, enough bragging.
Another thing to be aware is that the width of your fingertips put together is probably shorter than the width of your fist. Use your fingers rather than your fist and you'll be good.
Or you can combine both, fingers and fist(s), of course.
Anyway, enough bragging.
Another thing to be aware is that the width of your fingertips put together is probably shorter than the width of your fist. Use your fingers rather than your fist and you'll be good.
Or you can combine both, fingers and fist(s), of course.
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