Most embarrassing moment ever! EVER!

[goodboygonebad98]

This happend about 2 years ago when I was 30 yrs old. I live a few hours from my parents, and had traveled home for a weekend visit. My mom was downstairs cooking dinner, and I knew I had some time for a quick jo session. I was all done, and had just cleaned up, standing at the side of my bed with my still erect cock and my pants around my ankles....all of a sudden my door of my bedroom flies open and there is my dad telling me dinner is almost ready. I just freeze. I could not move. There I was with my pants around my ankles, and my still hard cock standing at attention.....he just froze too. He said sorry, and then closed the door. I so did not want to go down to dinner. I waited a few minutes and got myself 'in order' and went down to dinner. That night my dad appologised for walking in on me and said he would be sure to knock from now on. It has now become a bit of a joke between us. Thank goodness it was him and not my mom.

 

[ThicknMoan]

This happend about 2 years ago when I was 30 yrs old. I live a few hours from my parents, and had traveled home for a weekend visit. My mom was downstairs cooking dinner, and I knew I had some time for a quick jo session.

OMG -- you went back home for a visit and jerked off? LOL

that takes balls man! :biggrin1:

 

[Nudesouth]

I think I can clearly state that I have a problem and an obsession with my cock. But who doesn't on this site right. So I take a lot of pics of my penis. I figure if I ever loose it I need pics to help others find it. LOL

My wife takes my camera to my sister in laws bachelorette party at the beach. They keep hitting bars and strip bars but can't find any dick to view. After a bit of drinking one of the girls grabs the camera and is reviewing the night while driving home in the limo. All of the sudden she screams and ask who got the pic of someones cock. Like most groups they attracted the attention of a few guys and had a couple that rode alone for a bit. The assumed it was one of them until the camera got passed around the limo to my wife. One look and she knew what has happened. It wasn't until several of the girls were making positive comments about my cock did she pipe up and tell the others once my sister in law has stepped out. It made me feel good also as it was nicer than at least one of the girls husbands'.

 

[Nudesouth]

Everyone at Walgreens got to see my cock in all its glory. I took my SD card and popped it in. I normally keep a seperate one just for xxx pics so it never crossed my mind. Well it has tons of pics and took a while to load. The screen was facing the main isles you walk in so everyone standing in line to check out could see. Up pops a full screen version of my erection taking from the side. It looked great but my heart when into arrest, I could not breath and I tacked the damn pic kiosk. Yanking the card did nothing so I was frantically looking for the plus when the screen when blank.

I have never been so freaked out by my own penis. I'm a nudists and into exhibition but damn if your not prepared your not prepared.

 

[baldyboy8000]

that is funny

 

[silvertriumph2]

Yeah, Nudesouth...
That almost happened to me with some 35mm film that I was sending out for processing.
After I left the shop I discovered the cartridge in my pocket and realized I had just sent off the wrong cartridge...one with only pics from a wild weekend...

I ran back in and told them I had given them the wrong roll (it was a new roll and never
been used.....and luckily I was able to exchange them.

But I was sweating bullets until I did...for it is illegal to try to process pics of that sort in NY State.....

 

[spiritsong72]

I shit my pants on my 30th birthday.

Were you drunk at the time or just decided, "Fuck it."?

 

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[Therealb]

When my ex first saw my hard penis she asked me if i was soft. I am 4.5" hard wich is under averag. She laught because she couldnt put more then finger arounge

 

[nomju]

I have a memory stick on my keyring. A lot of it is work stuff. There are files labelled 'surveys' (I'm a land surveyor), CVs, 'headed letters', 'pro formas' that kind of stuff. One also labelled 'photos', a lot of which are site photos. But in that file is a sub file called 'private'. In there are my modeling photos plus pictures of my dick, my naked wife and us fucking. The sort of stuff that's on here.
So I handed the stick to my colleague and told them where to find the file they needed.
The cheeky bastard went looking at my photos. ALL of them. 'I didn't right click any of those photos, big boy' he said, winking at me, when he handed it back. I had a go at him for looking at my private pictures, but deep down was quite pleased he'd seen them.

 

[NakedBuddy]

Ok, so a few takeaways from this thread:

(1) Some of you should not be around technology of any kind;

(2) I could make a fortune giving courses in how to knock on doors before entering.